Confucious say:
woman who put man in dog house find him in cat house.
woman who spring on inner-spring this spring, have off-spring
next spring.
man who kiss girl's behind, get crack in face.
passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
man who kicked in testicles get left holding bag.
man who suck nipples make clean breast of things.
woman who slide down bannister make monkey shine.
woman's irginity like balloon, one prick and all gone.
Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best.
squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.
eplileptic woman who give blow-job may bite big one.
seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.